Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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