Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He felt like a one man threesome
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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