I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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