It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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