So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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