We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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