hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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