I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
