Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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