so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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