I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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