please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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