Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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