when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize