I'm gonna have a badass scar
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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