I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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