it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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