normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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