dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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