oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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