worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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