John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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