Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm both gender and math confused
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