can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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