when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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