god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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