I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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