Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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