Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize