You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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