i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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