apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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