Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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