Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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