Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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