what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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