It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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