Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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