I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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