So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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