I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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