she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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