the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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