Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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