doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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