Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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