Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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