honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize