I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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