why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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