I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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