I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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