I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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