so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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