playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
