does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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